I've gone with NewsBlur; works well enough for my needs, seems to have some pretty good features and can be self-hosted <3

I was watching the stream and decided to create a 5x5 stream bingo (the middle spot is "free") for the inconvenienced. Here's a link to the PDF with 42 variants (uploaded to Proton Drive, allows preview) and here are the 24 prompts (?) in no particular order if you don't like random links ...